IT IS MONDAY FOLKS WHICH MEANS ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY: ANOTHER WEEKEND OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL HAS HAPPENED AND THAT MEANS IT IS TIME TO OVERREACT TO THE EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING THAT OCCURRED.

ARIZONA STATE IS WINNING THE PAC-12

Sorry for the all-caps, I’m just very excited. But not as excited as Arizona State fans probably are with how the Sun Devils are playing. After just two games, the Herm Edwards experience is off to two-straight wins. Arizona State is the only undefeated team in college football that is south of the Utah border and west of the White River. That, along with a stingy defense and pedestrian offense mean only one thing:

Arizona State is winning the Pac-12.

There is no other conclusion. Quarterback Manny Wilkins is a star,  receiver N’Keal Perry is a beast, and Herm-inator is the head coach. YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME FAM!

KENTUCKY IS FOOTBALL SCHOOL NOW

Move over John Calipari, there’s a (relatively) new sheriff in town, and his name is Mark Stoops, head coach of the Kentucky FOOTBALL Wildcats. When was the last time you even won a title Calipari, 2012? In fact, when was the last time you beat the Florida Gators? I’m pretty sure it was in 2017, but that doesn’t matter, because you know who beat the Gators this past weekend?

MARK STOOPS!

The ‘Cats pulled off a massive upset last Saturday, squashing all the bad ju-ju of the last 31 years by FINALLY defeating the Florida Gators on a football field. Kentucky is now 2-0, and Mark Stoops just replaced John Calipari as the best coach in Lexington: there is no debate. Kentucky is a basketball school.

I mean, HAVE ANY BASKETBALL PLAYERS PRETENDED TO BE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN AFTER A GAME:

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! @steveaustinBSR pic.twitter.com/eq3cfstfNZ— Kash Daniel (@KashDaniel15) September 9, 2018

Solid form on the water crashing

HAWAII IS GOING TO THE PLAYOFF

Does everyone remember 2007? I was eight years of age, and during that insane season of college football, Hawaii was balling. QB Colt Brennan threw for over 4500 yards and 38 touchdowns, leading the Rainbow Warriors to the Sugar Bowl, where they were demolished by Georgia.

Since then Hawaii has been…..less than balling. But that is ALL changing this year. The Warriors are 3-0, defeating Rice 43-29 with an offense that puts up an of average almost 50-points a game. There are the ONLY 3-0 team in the country (better than Alabama and literally any other team in the Top-25)

Hawaii is going to the playoff. There is no doubt in my mind. I feel no need to go for all-caps here because this is just a statement of fact. Quarterback Cole McDonald has already thrown for over 1100 yards with 13 touchdowns and NO interceptions. The Air Raid has taken over the west coast, and as Hawaii keeps winning, voters will take notice.

Another premier performance by Cole McDonald! 🌈 💪 #ColeHardFacts pic.twitter.com/JZiXpznLQO— Hawaii Football (@HawaiiFootball) September 9, 2018

Move over UCF. There is a new national champion coming into the Group of Five. 

FLORIDA STATE IS BAD

THE SEMINOLES WERE LOSING TO A FCS SCHOOL CALLED SAMFORD FOR 55 MINUTES. THEY WON 36-26 IN THE FINAL MINUTES. NOT EVEN STANFORD; SAMFORD. LOOKS LIKE THE TAGGART ERA IS OFF TO A BRILLIANT START. JOIN ME IN LAUGHING AT THEIR MOCKERY OF A FOOTBALL PROGRAM BECAUSE I AM TOTALLY NOT ASSOCIATED WITH FSU.

AT ALL.

Have any overreactions you want to talk about, or disagree with all my facts? Tweet me @samtschida67 or comment and tell Student Union there were dumb for hiring me. Go ‘Noles.

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