Halloween is right around the corner and it’s time to break out the best college football-themed costumes. You don’t want to be just like every other frat boy at the Halloween party dressed as a pilot, doctor, or some other lame costume. Stick to this guide and you’ll be sure to stand out at the party this Halloween.
Jim Harbaugh
This one is simple and a classic. Throw on a pair of khakis and a Michigan crewneck and you’re good to go. Warning: by wearing this costume you’ll never be able to beat your rivals and no matter how much hype you have you’ll always let people down.
Alabama or Clemson’s Schedule
Dress up like a cupcake and everyone will know that you’re on the fast track to the CFP. Nothing says “we’re #1” like a November game against Western Carolina.
Drunk Baker Mayfield
Throw on your OU jersey and a headband. To pull this look off you have to make sure you’re the drunkest guy at the party. Bonus points if you end up in a cop car by the end of the night.
Manti Teo’s Girlfriend
Tell your friends that you’ll be at the party and then don’t show up.
Gardner Minshew
Put on a pair of jorts, a WAZZU shirt, a USA headband, and a fake mustache. Aviator sunglasses are also acceptable. You may get mistaken for Uncle Rico but that’s never been a bad thing.
Larry Culpepper
Get your ice-cold Dr. Pepper here! This fan-favorite will be the star of any party. Bonus points if you actually hand out Dr. Pepper.
Mike Gundy
If you have a mullet this might be the perfect costume for you. Put on a headset and an Oklahoma State hoodie and you’ll be Gundy’s doppelganger. Be sure to remind everyone that you’re a man and you’re 40.
Neck Brace Bobby Petrino
Throw on your old Arkansas hat and a neck brace and you’ll be Bobby Petrino. Bonus points if you actually wreck your motorcycle in the process. This costume will surely get you fired from every P5 job you can imagine.
Lee Corso
This one is open to interpretation. Put on a suit and any piece of team gear you want. Be as outlandish as possible and make sure no one understands what you’re talking about
Lou Holtz
For this one just talk with a lisp and spit everywhere. No one will know what you’re talking about but they’ll always ask for your opinion. Homer Notre Dame in every situation and you’ll be golden.
Ohio States Tatoo Artist
Just walk around to every athlete at the party and tell them you’ll give them free tattoos in exchange for jersey’s, helmets, and autographs. Bonus points if your friend is wearing a sweater vest.
