It wasn’t the most exciting week of college football, but that doesn’t mean the tweets stop. They still roll in like Tide or like literally no one against Wisconsin’s defense. Really, it’s just too overwhelming to keep track of, also much like Wisconsin’s defense, so I’m here to give you some of the best tweets of the weekend.
I've got a stay woke on Tennessee waiting so long to fire Butch Jones:
They didn't want Brady Hoke to rattle off like 5/6 wins or something like that and be forced to consider him for the job.— Student Union Sports (@StudentUSports) November 17, 2017
This one is honestly fairly self-explanatory. I have to hand it to the big whigs for figuring this one out and cracking the code on why Butch stayed around for so long and I had to edit articles begging for him to get fired for probably eight weeks. It gives me a level of clarity and comfort. What did your boss do this weekend? ask you to get in a quarterly report or some stupid business shit. My bosses are easing my mind because they are #woke.
Cupcake games in November? @joelklatt has something to say about that! pic.twitter.com/SqqvStmvFc
— FOX College Football (@CFBONFOX) November 19, 2017
There is no one in the college sports landscape (other than maybe Jay Bilas on the basketball side) that keeps it more real than Joel Klatt. It’s a lot of fun that he also turns out to be probably the best analyst of college football in the entire industry. In this instance, it feels even better because he agrees with me. I have been on the Wisconsin bandwagon for a very long time, even making a preseason claim that they are a playoff team (they are two wins away from bringing this to fruition). Klatt has been in a similar realm, but not quite that extreme.
This weekend, as Wisconsin played what may have been their toughest matchup of the year and the other “powerhouses” played FCS schools, Klatt rattled off a legendary rant. These are the types of analysts we need in the world of sports. Guys that keep it real and give us the takes that we are thinking anyway. Alabama played Mercer last week, guys.
Liquid courage: the real MVP of college football. pic.twitter.com/7kvCJA0Gqo
— Brandon Saho (@BrandonSaho) November 19, 2017
This kid is my spirit animal. Everything here is just wonderful. The picture of the pristine male body, the hat, the dance moves. Fat dudes with no shirts at football games are what make this country as beautiful as it is. Never stop dancing, big fella.
https://twitter.com/KmacMcguire/status/932321634660311041
Thank you for showing us the truth of the situation, Kevin. While the sports media loses its mind with, “Oh my god how could you, Baker,” and “Oh my god Baker Mayfield is literally Johnny Manziel,” and “Holy fuck balls how could you draft this dude as an NFL GM??” Kevin Mcguire was telling us the truth of the situation. Baker Mayfield, on top of everything awesome about him, he is now even bringing media awareness to testicular cancer. What a player, what a citizen. Boomer Sooner.