Every once in awhile, I wonder if my future children (10 to 20 years from now), will have the slightest clue who former South Carolina head coach Steve Spurrier is. The fact that they probably won’t truly breaks my heart, because deep down I know they will never get to fully experience/enjoy the legend that is the Ol’ Ball Coach. Shit, I’m miserable enough right now because I’m not getting my daily fix of outrageously funny Spurrier quotes. The only upside to this, is that Stevie Spur has dropped enough entertaining quotes in his lifetime to keep me laughing for years. So without further ado, let’s take a look at some of the Ol’ Ball Coach’s best quotes. Note his “no fucks given” attitude when calling out rival programs.
Spurrier on FSU Illegal Recruiting: “You know what FSU stands for, don’t you? Free Shoes University.”
Spurrier on Playing Georgia Early in the Schedule: “I don’t know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.”
Spurrier on Clemson’s Stadium “Death Valley”: “Most of our guys have never been to Death Valley. LSU’s stadium is the Death Valley, isn’t it? Or is there another one? There’s two of them. That’s right. There’s two Death Valleys.”
Basically, Spurrier was the ultimate Troll, he will be missed.
