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The Flexbone: Blunt Rolling 101 with Chad Kelly

So real rough day for ya boy Chad Kelly…actually if we are being honest he has had a pretty damn rough collegiate career. I’ve low key been a fan of Chad ever since he got kicked off of Clemson for “detrimental conduct” back in 2014. Later that year he also apparently threatened to shoot up a Buffalo bar with “his AK-47” when he was kicked out by bouncers. Soon after he signed his letter of intent with Ole Miss where he ended up having a pretty successful career as a Rebel. Sadly, earlier this month Kelly tore his ACL in a tight game against Georgia Southern, consequently ending his collegiate career.

Now Chad has no choice but to set his sites on the NFL, however, his torn ACL might not be the only thing jeopardizing his draft stock. If you haven’t heard by now, a Snapchat leaked of the Ole Miss Quarter back allegedly rolling a blunt. Ok…so I’ve got a lot of fucking problems with this picture right here. And no, I’m not going to talk about how this “talented young man is jeopardizing his future in the NFL with the use of illegal substances.” Well he might be doing that… but I’m way more concerned about Swag Kelly’s off-field awareness in this situation.

First off, no chance Big Bad Chad isn’t the head-honcho of his crew right here. If this is the case, then why on earth was someone else in his entourage not twisting up that bud? Every famous person from Gucci Mane to fucking Pope Francis has a personal blunt roller these days. Be better Chad, be better.

My other main issue is the fact that this picture was even taken. I’m not saying you need to collect everyones cell phones every-time you put some smoke in the air, I’m just saying you’ve got to know your crew is solid from the get go. You can’t have fucking assholes like this guy taking snapchat photoshoots every damn time Swag Kelly wants to smoke the herb. That’s has to be one of the most incriminating snapchat captions I’ve ever seen. That kid really threw Chad under the bus…and all for the sake of a solid Snap Story. I wonder what Uncle Jim would say about all of this…

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