D.J. Knox, running back from Purdue, is this week’s Video Game Player of the Week.

Knox ran for 128 yards and 3 touchdowns this Saturday. While other players may have put up stats larger than D.J.’s, the one stat that he has that’s bigger than anyone elses is 1 win against the undefeated Ohio State Buckeyes.

Who could have predicted that fucking Purdue was going to beat the shit out of OSU. No one. That’s something you usually only see in a…….………video game. Some Purdue fan must have created his own players, made D.J Knox one of them, and preceded to destroy Ohio State. That’s the only explanation I can come up with.