Andy Jones

It’s the start of June, Summer is in full swing, Darty SZN is officially activated, and College Football is just less than 3 months away. So, lets take a look into how Nick Saban and the National Champs are doing with practices and oh…

America’s most hated Dad, Nick Saban, is excellent at recruiting and coaching in the SEC. But operating a boat and checking a little thing called the Fuel Gauge is very difficult. Looking to see if you’re super fancy wake board boat has gas is almost as difficult as beating Auburn at Jordan-Hare Stadium.

Now, this is not the first time that we have seen Saban take out players on his boat in a Lake which is filled with the tears of the whole CFB fanbases. In 2016, he was featured on Game Changers, and gave a tour of his lake house and the all sacred boat  (Luckily, this time it had gas in it).

Dressed as the standard Brad or Chad (Polo shirt, short shorts, boat shoes, and endless money), he truly shows his natural and relax state at home (Not the rip off Barbershop show that Lebron cries about more than he cries to the Refs). Fun Fact, it’s the only time I have ever seen him smile or even look remotely happy.

To wrap this up, if you’re a golf and College Football fan (which is 75% of all males of watch football), the Golf Channel show Feherty did an interview with him and discovered that Nick Saban is about as good at golf as NFL Analyst are at guessing draft picks. Saban also revels that his favorite color is Blue (War Eagle) and that his favorite movie is Patton (Makes sense. Saban has a IDGAF attitude and wants to blow up anything in his way). The full interview can be found on Golf Channel, but here is a spinet of it:

So Nick, please leave the boat stories to our great ole Fishing Entrepreneur, Jim McElwain:

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