We all know the feeling when you’re in the shower and sometimes you get bored and you just start thinking about random things. Well since college football consumes my entire existence, all of my thoughts revolve around college football. In this article, I’m just going to list some thoughts that have recently popped into my head while I was in the shower (great image, I know, please control yourselves). On reddit last week, I posted something in r/showerthoughts that kind of blew up with about 46,000 upvotes. With this success, I figured more people would like to enjoy some of my other shower thoughts.
1. If you combined Bret Bielema and Brady Hoke into 1 man, would said man outweigh Charlie Weis? (I think about this a lot)
2. What in the hell is a “Fighting Illini?”
3. Will Grier is unquestionably the most gorgeous man in college football.
4. Baker Mayfield shreds defenses faster than I shred a bucket of KFC chicken. He’s also the biggest douchebag in college football.
5. (Throwback) Why, in any universe, would Jim McElwain be humping a shark while naked?
6. What would Johnny Manziel have been like if his head coach was Lane Kiffin?
7. I’m pretty sure Bo Scarbrough could eat Hunter Renfrow (and really, probably anyone in college football).
8. Can we give the Kansas football program the death penalty just for being so bad at football?
