Anthony Ventura

Well, folks, I’d be lying if I said this was a surprise. West Virginia University. The former number 1 party school in the country. (We are 2 right now but in all honesty, everyone knows we are better than Tulane who is number 1).  A guy that legit might be straight from the mountains (I mean look at that fucking beard which is v real).  Let’s just say there was a better than not chance there was going to be some sort of alcohol involved scandal.  That combined with the atmosphere for a Thirsty Thursday DURING HALLOWEEN week in Morgantown, simply a recipe for disaster.  For those of you that haven’t been to Morgantown, our Thursdays go harder than 90% of school’s Friday or Saturdays.

Serious note, The Mountaineer failed multiple sobriety tests and his Blood Alcohol Content was 0.126. If we all remember to be safe we will remember the legal limit is 0.08, so it’s safe to say he was absolutely blitzed. He shouldn’t have been driving and he could have put people’s lives in danger.  Uber is cheap.  Uber next time Mountaineer.  Always.  Uber.