So we’ve got another great week of College Football in the books, and with that, a whole bunch of shit to talk about. From my wallet’s perspective, week four was a week of utter disappointment. That has a lot to do with the dispiriting efforts of the Florida Gators and the Georgia Bulldogs. If you didn’t hear by now, Florida blew an amazing start and Georgia just completely fucking failed to show up.
Ole Miss 45, Georgia 14
Despite what most sports writers think, calling Georgia overrated isn’t too much of a hot take anymore. In the past I have tended to always give prestigious SEC schools the benefit of the doubt, but I just don’t think I can do that with this Georgia team. I mean that first half was really fucking tough to watch. In fact, the only reason I’m highlighting the first half is because I didn’t have it in me to watch the second (Halftime Score 31-0). A lot of people are pointing fingers at Freshman Quarterback, Jacob Eason. While I can’t really defend that 6’5 goober’s performance on Saturday, I will say his wide receivers didn’t help him out too much. Holy fucking Hot Hands they couldn’t catch the football. They dropped three easy ass catches over the course of a single drive during the first half. Click Here To Check it Out
In fact, the only person with worse hands then the Georgia receivers this week was that Auburn chick…
Tennessee 38, Florida 28
Not to much to say about this one other then Florida just shutdown half way through the game. Their defense looked like a brick wall and shut out the Volunteers in the first half. They were even kicking on the offensive side of the football, putting up 21 points in the first 2 quarters of play. That effort was squandered as the second half was the Josh Dobbs’ Show. The Vol’s Qb threw 4 touchdown passes in the second half to rally back and give Tennessee their first win against Florida in 11 years. The worst part about this game was that I had Florida +7 like a fucking jack ass. If they weren’t going to play to win in the second half, they could have at least played to cover.
Other Notable Shit…
Les Miles Fired After Loss to Auburn
They did it, LSU finally fucking did it. It took way longer then I thought it would, but LSU has finally disposed themselves of that piece of shit Les Miles. As much as I hate him, real tough break in that last game. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad everything went down the way it did, but it always sucks when the most exciting play of the weekend shouldn’t have even happened because they didn’t get the snap off in time.
Lamar Jackson Drops 7 TD’s on Marshall
The Heisman Front-runner continued to live up to the hype as he threw for 417 yards with 5 passing touchdowns. He also managed run in two touchdowns himself. Still pissed that my jersey hasn’t came in yet…Can’t wait to hop on this bandwagon!
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