Last week, and practically all year, Saquon Barkley has looked like a man from another planet, and may have just catapulted himself into the top spot in the running for the Heisman after plays like this…
https://twitter.com/sportswithjim/status/911782805750927360
And that may not have been his best run from the weekend…
https://twitter.com/NittanyNation38/status/912116578304630785
He put together a 2 minute highlight reel, IN ONE GAME. He’s got my Heisman vote if I happen to get one before the voting occurs.
If you didn’t know, the man can also lift more than you ever have or will in your life. He just recently broke the Penn State Football power clean record with 1 rep at 405 pounds. He can squat 525 pounds, and bench press 225 30 times… AS A RUNNING BACK.
So, with those statistics fresh in your mind, and you probably still overestimating how much you can actually lift, let’s take a look at some of the things that are weaker than Mr. Barkley. Some of the crew pitched in as well.
The Force of Gravity
The force of gravity is -9.8 m/s^2, and all I have to say is, Saquon could squat gravity on one leg, with a torn acl, with a person on his back. He literally defied gravity by getting hit in the air, land softly, and continuing to run down the field.
O.J.’s Alibi (Cody Goggin)
Now this is my personal favorite from the recommendations, because… I had previously thought only the love of God was stronger than the alibi of Mr. Simpson. We now can confirm that the Total Strength Factor on the alibi was a 7.3, and Saquon is sitting pretty at a 9.6 Total Beast Factor which increases his overall Total Strength Factor to a whopping 8.7.
Roger Goodell (Cody Goggin)
The power of Roger Goodell… An absolute heavy-weight matchup, but Saquon wins because he is simply a college kid with more strength, and the simple fact he is not under Goodell’s watch… Yet.
You and Tom Brady, Saquon, you and Tom Brady.
Stephen Hawking’s Brain Waves
I mean these are simply some of the strongest forces on Earth, but it comes down to Brains vs. Brawn, and in this instance, it is Brawn that comes out victorious, because we are talking about football.
Giancarlo Stanton (Brendan Smith)
This one is questionable, and I would pay money to see a fight to the death.
College Kids’ Livers (Brendan Smith)
This is just an incredible metaphor, and Brendan deserves credit for coming up with the most relatable thing that are weaker than Saquon Barkley. I have seen some people rally in college, but I agree with Brendan, not as versatile, nor consistent as Saquon Barkley.
James Harrison (Frank Fanelli)
This is another toss up, and I would also pay money to watch a weightlifting tutorial run by these two. With my current funds, this is a statement.
https://giphy.com/gifs/maurkice-ipO0WbThAohcQ
Antonio Cromartie’s Years Lived to Children Ratio
AC- 33/14 = 2.357 Years Lived/ Father of Children
Saquon’s Total Strength Factor- Stated earlier at 8.7.
8.7 > 2.357