Dabo, 48
Clemson
Bio:
“Thank god for puberty… and Deshaun Watson”
Spotify Anthem: Forever and Ever, Amen – Randy Travis
Thank god for Deshaun Watson is right, Clemson has become a power house under the likes of Tajh Boyd and Watson. Winning the first championship for Clemson since 1981 in 2016. Here is an ode to those two who have helped me become the coach I am today.
Urban, 53
Ohio State
Bio:
“I’ll most likely leave you like I left Kinnick Stadium; lonely, mad, and depressed.”
Spotify Anthem: Say Something – A Great Big World
There are always those key moments in the season where you can see the turning point, and Iowa was that turning point for Ohio State last season. As if living in the Midwest isn’t boring enough, there are possibly only two exciting things about Ohio, having LeBron (for now) and Ohio State football. We’ll wait to see how you’re feeling after your recruiting trip to Columbus.
Jeff, 43
Pittsburgh (Basketball)
Bio:
“You name your price, I’ll double it.”
Spotify Anthem: “What The Price – Migos”
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Bag dropping… Bag dropping everywhere. Jeff Capel is the guy that you look for in a sugar daddy. He’s not all that good looking, but he has money, and he knows exactly how to get it to ya. He also looks like a teddy that you want to cuddle up with after a long stressful day.
Tom, 52
Georgia (Basketball)
Bio:
“Hey girl, wanna come back and see my grit?”
Spotify Anthem: “Play Hard – David Guetta”
BIIIIIGGGGGG grit guy here. Tom Crean is bringing the swagger that he carried with him at Indiana down South to Georgia. Tom hasn’t even coached a game for the Bulldogs yet, but damnit I know he’s gonna rock the SEC as he did the B1G.