Week 10 is in the books and goddamn is the Big Ten a shit show. Thanks to Ohio State’s loss to Iowa and Penn State’s loss to Michigan State, the conference’s dreams might be dead. The PAC 12 is also seemingly dead unless Washington can play more like they did against Oregon. And Bedlam, which supposedly isn’t a rivalry, gave us a game that was more exhilarating than two vodka red bulls before lunchtime on a Saturday. The season is ending, but nothing is becoming more clear in any way. Alabama is controversial. Wisconsin is more controversial. Basically no clouds will clear until the season is concluded entirely. This is exactly how we want it. But for now, let’s wrap up another wild week with some tweets.
This is still a thing. pic.twitter.com/by7i1RgOGn
— ESPN College Football (@ESPNCFB) November 5, 2017
Alright this needs to stop. I have not made my hatred for the option unclear. There are some rules of the universe that are in place to keep order. Lane Kiffin must make ridiculous tweets so that #theFAU gets some kind of publicity. UAB must win at home. I must talk about Conference USA as much as possible because no one else seems to want to. Another thing like that is offenses must have some level of balance. Army debunks that law of nature over and over and over again and it’s infuriating. The fact they beat my Temple Owls by three late in the game didn’t help my hatred for them, but someone needs to stand up against this atrocity. Give me the Khalil Tates and the Brandon Wimbushes. You can keep your glorified Wildcat backs.
College Football started here📍#TheBirthplace #HappyAnniversary pic.twitter.com/RSqSpn5NH8
— Rutgers Football (@RFootball) November 6, 2017
This is just too funny to me. Rutgers, home of a team that loses to MAC Eastern Michigan, team that is the laughingstock of the Big Ten, team that sucks butt out of a straw, is home to the birthplace of something as beautiful as College Football. Honestly, nothing good has ever come out of New Jersey except for Mike Trout, so this is fairly unsettling to me. A home for College Hoops is blue blood program Kansas, where Dr. James Naismith, inventor of basketball, was the inaugural coach of the program. But as for football it just gets… New Brunswick, New Jersey.
Baker Mayfield… dilly dilly pic.twitter.com/FXejM49sDz
— FOX College Football (@CFBONFOX) November 5, 2017
This is just a very good tweet. Also, it gives me a chance to plug me being good on my word about writing Baker Mayfield erotica.