Week 2 in the NCAA saw a handful of surprising outcomes. Oregon handed it to Ohio State on the road, Texas fell to Arkansas, and USC got its doors blown off by a bad Stanford team, just to name a few. With all that in mind, here are my rankings heading into Week 3.

1. Alabama

Lord have Mercer.

2. Georgia

Stetson Bennett completed 10 passes. 5 were touchdowns.

3. Oklahoma

Better blow out Nebraska.

4. Oregon

I’d like to apologize to Duck nation. I am an idiot.

5. UCLA

Didn’t lose the bye week.

6. Cincy

Trap game on the road at Indiana coming. Cannot afford a loss.

7. Iowa

Best team in the B10?? Shoutout Luke Maiers.

8. Texas A&M

I am very worried about this offense. 

9. Clemson

No real tests for awhile.

10. Penn State

Feels like overhype, but a big prove me game against Auburn. White out.

11. Notre Dame

By the skin of their teeth. Again.

12. Virginia Tech

Hokies! Have to take down West Virginia this weekend.

13. Arkansas

The SEC is dumb deep once again. Woo Pig! Take the goalpost!

14. Ole Miss

Another high powered offensive showing.

15. Ohio State

Boy, they’ve got to figure that defense out.

16. Coastal Carolina

Upset watch this week at Buffalo.

17. Florida

Didn’t cover against USF and therefore are dead to me.

18. Liberty

Malik Willis.

19. Auburn

Never bet against Bo Nix on ABC Saturday Night Football.

20. Wisconsin

Extra week to prepare for Notre Dame.

21. BYU

Cougs! Best 10:30 EST kick team to watch thus far.

22. Michigan

Maybe low expectations are better?

23. Arizona State

You come at BYU, you best not miss.

24. Michigan State

Loser leaves town game against the U.

25. Air Force

Respect the troops, especially when they beat other troops.

Also considered: Miami (FL), UCF, Marshall, Oklahoma State, Pitt, Maryland