Its Thursday, I have Thots running through my head. Ya know that’s just how most Thursday’s go for me in the great city of Clemson, South Carolina. Starting today we have 41 days straight of football (Thank you MACtion) which means you know damn well what you are going to be doing over the next month or so. Sometimes this time of the year we take for granted how amazing it is that football is on television every single night, then come summer all we want is a MAC Tuesday night football game. So fellas, ladies and gender neutrals buckle up and enjoy these 41 days of free football.
Of course right now is an amazing time in sports because all professional sports are on at the same time, hockey, basketball, football and baseball. Now i’m not the biggest hockey or baseball fan, but I do love the world series because it keeps me interested enough to gamble my money away on a Wednesday night when I have literally nothing better to do. Hockey, I’m just going to be honest, I don’t watch it and probably never will. I’m a football and basketball guy to the fuckin’ core. I almost played college basketball until I snapped my leg in half…. some people said I was going to be the next Jimmer Fredette, but I guess we will never know. Also if you thought Gordon Hayward’s injury was bad, you should have seen my leg break.
Its starting to get cold outside as well, which means we are quickly approaching liquor jeans SZN. Liquor jeans is just drinking liquor and wearing jeans. It’s actually hard to enjoy an ice cold beer in 20 degree weather sometimes and people forget that. I’m still going to keep Busch Light as a best friend all through the winter time, but by God Jim Beam is going to keep me warm this winter. There is nothing in the world like freezing your ass off at a college football game in the pouring rain with a bottle of Jim Beam you snuck in your back pocket, it will keep you warm and it will keep you wild. So this winter instead of going and finding that beautiful woman you want to marry; go to the liquor store and buy a bottle of Jim Beam and watch college football for 41 days.
I can’t stop listening to Post Malone’s album “Stoney.” It’s an album for when you want to get shit faced on a college football Saturday or when your girlfriend rips your heart out. It’s probably the most multidimensional album I’ve ever listened to. Next step is to somehow get Post Malone on the Johnny Rambos Podcast and get him to talk about his love for football and cold beer. That’s another thing about Austin Post that people forget sometimes is just how much of a normal guy he is. He likes cold beer, good food and football. That’s my type of guy right there.
Thanksgiving is quickly coming and for any true football guy, that is the greatest day of the year. You get an abundance of different types of alcohol, you get to eat amazing food and take pictures of it if you are a true foodie, and football is on all day. I mean holy hell what a combo man. It’s the little things in life like being with your family, checking your fantasy score a thousand times that day and then going out on black Friday and drinking like a 16 year old. There is so much to love about Thanksgiving, but for now let’s all just enjoy these next 41 glorious days of football and thank the Football Gods for blessing us.
-Johnny Rambos
