Johnny Rambos

 10 Things I would rather do than watch Georgia Tech play football

  1. I would rather get cavities filled at the dentist than watch Paul Johnson try and perfect something that went out of style 30 years ago. (see #4).

 

  1. Go to a family reunion with family members who think you are still 13 years old and make you sit at the children’s table even though you have a beard and a wife.

 

  1. Watch the Big Bang Theory on repeat and pretend it’s not the worst show in the history of the world.

 

  1. Watching the option for 4 quarters makes eating cold French fries seem like a power move.

 

  1. Drinking 24 beers and blacking out until 5 am then having to run a 5K at 7 am that same morning seems like a piece of cake compared to watching 6 different running backs carry the football.

 

  1. Have a sit down with my ex-girlfriend and pretend like she isn’t the worst human to ever grace the face of the earth. (She’s actually from hell).

 

  1. Three and a half hours of no passes being thrown makes attending a funeral seem like a fun event.

 

  1. I would rather attend every regular season WNBA game than watch a Georgia Tech football game in prime time.

 

  1. For God’s sake, I would rather have 6 daughters who end being strippers than be a Georgia Tech fan and have to endure 12-14 games of the triple option.

 

  1. Last but not least I would rather be captured by ISIS and tortured for years than watch more than one Georgia Tech game a season.