Jacob Allen
Grand Canyon University
"""You Miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott" -Jacob Allen
Jack Andringa
University of St Thomas - Minneapolis
“It ain’t worth winning, if you can’t win big.” – Hawks Coach In Mighty Ducks
JJ Anderson
Virginia Tech
“I can't hear you, there's too much money in my f*cking hand” – JFF
Jacob Beach
Grand Canyon University
"They are who we thought they were!" - Dennis Green
Patrick Belanger
University of Iowa
"It doesn't matter how many times you have failed, you only have to be right once." -Mark Cuban
Seth Berland
University of Cincinnati
"Look on the bright side, you could’ve gone to Xavier."
Bobby Bishop
American International College
"I regret nothing. The end."
-Ron Swanson
Tre Butler
Penn State University
"Be a dreamer. If you don’t know how to dream, you’re dead" - Jim Valvano
Joel Carlson
Northwestern University - St. Paul
"What's up ya sieve?"
- Jack O'Callahan
Trem Carr
University of Texas
"I know I'm gonna get got. I gotta get mine before I get got doe"
-Marshawn Lynch
Chad Collins
Michigan State University
"But nobody remembers how long anything takes; they only remember how good it was in the end"
Jesse Crittenden
Northeastern State
"Abraham Lincoln once said, 'If you're racist, I will attack you with The North'"
-Michael Scott
Nolan Davis
University of Iowa
"We're not football guys, we're football guy's guys. Football guys love football and us guys, in that order"
-Big Cat
Lilly Donahue
Indiana University
"I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
- Ron Burgundy
Trey Evans
St Edwards University
"Big time players, make big time plays, in big time games."
-Santana Moss
Frank Fanelli
Queens University of Charlotte
"I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my good friend Baxter here"
- Ron Burgundy
Cody Goggin
Missouri State University
"When you've got something to prove, there's nothing greater than a challenge."
- Terry Bradshaw
Andrew Grimes
St Petersburg College
"You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win"
- Trent Dilfer
PJ Guippone
Temple University
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it"
- Yogi Berra
Charles Herron
University of Alabama
"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."
-Andy Bernard
Paul House
Penn State University
"Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good."
-Joe Paterno
Daniel Jakes
Purdue University
"Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else."
Andy Jones
Grand Canyon University
"I’m Fine. It’s Just That Life Is Pointless And Nothing Matters And I’m Always Tired."
-Andy Dwyer
Ken Landis
University of Central Florida
"Take pride in how far you have come, have faith in how far you can go."
Luke Maiers
St. Ambrose University
"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in awhile. You could miss it."
- Ferris Buller
Jacob Manley
Mississippi State
“I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that” - Jerry Rice
Lucas Matthews
Tennessee Tech University
“Just remember, the mailman doesn’t deliver on Sundays, Karl.” - Scottie Pippen
Austin Montgomery
Grand Canyon University
"He must become greater, I must become less."
- John 3:30
Ryan Mullican
Clemson University
"Real pain for my sham friends, champagne for my real friends"
Garret Neises
Emporia State
"We're going to beat Kansas at home. We're going to beat them in Africa."
- Michael Beasley
Patrick Norton
University of Kansas
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein"
- Joe Theismann
Erik Oakley
Penn State University
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things."
- Joe Paterno
Mikey Overstreet
Texas State
"Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism."
- Kenny Powers
Jackson Paisley
University of Alabama
"If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride - and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the reward."
- Bear Bryant
Eric Pappas
Farmingdale
"I'd be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I never bet on baseball." - Pete Rose
Ryan Plugge
Texas A&M University
"You play hard for the name that's on your back and you play hard for the name that's on your chest: Texas A&M."
- LB Coach Alan Weddell
Johnny Rambos
Clemson University
"If the Grinch's heart can grow three sizes in one day, so can yours #HeartSizeMatters"
Gray Robertson
University of Alabama
"It just means more"
-Lady on the SEC commercials
Chris Schneider
Michigan State University
"I told my girl to whisper something sexy in my ear...so she said 'Go Green, Go White!'"
- Unknown
Ben Shumate
Brown University
"As long as I'm learning something, I figure I'm OK - it's a decent day"
- Hunter S. Thompson
Brendan Smith
SUNY Albany
"When you're rich, you don't write checks...straight cash homie."
- Randy Moss
Connor Smith
Depauw University
"I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
-Ron Burgandy
Liam Smith
College of Charleston
"You wanna know which ring is my favorite? The next one."
- Tom Brady
Dean Stringfellow
University of Albany
"Ratings don't last. Good journalism does."
- Dan Rather
Chase Swaringen
Indiana University
"I'm not superstitious but, I'm a little-stitious"
- Michael Scott
Samuel Tschida
Florida State University
"Chemistry is a class a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something"
- Dennis Rodman
Anthony Ventura
West Virginia
"Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it."
-Woody Hayes
Tim Verghese
Nebraska
"My best work comes when I'm sad. If I ever get a divorce, I'd cure cancer probably"
-@TylerIAm
Doug Wattley
Indiana University
"No timeouts for Indiana...Jones...Watford for the win...YES, YES!"
Alex Wilcox
Kent State University
"My career was sputtering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction"
- Tracy McGrady
Emily Wirtz
Arizona State University
"If you ain't first, you're last"
- Ricky Bobby
Jack Zinsky
Notre Dame
"The Bears are who we THOUGHT they were. And we let ‘em off the hook."
- Dennis Green
