The weirdest coach in all of College Football is back at it again. After watching the Amazon Prime show All Or Nothing with the Wolverines being featured, we got an inside look at some of the weird things Harbaugh likes to do:
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- Compared his Daughter’s infected ear to not being Football tough enough (his wife did not appreciate this).
- Always yells “WHO HAS IT BETTER THAN US”. Well actually a lot of people, because they can win their conferences and go to the playoff
- He does not talk to anyone after a loss. A clip in the show is at 5am after a loss to MSU and he stares down the cameras like Hannibal Lector and his wife and says nothing.
- Never cusses. But he has Golly Jeepers coming out like no tomorrow.
- Calls “Natural Steroids” a real thing and it is Milk, Sleep, and Vitamin Steak
- The guy is down right terrible at press conferences
But, he has done it again. If his milk consumption isn’t enough of an insight into this guys food preferences, then this is gonna get ya. In a piece on Shea Patterson written by Bleacher Report, Wilton Speight’s stated this:
“Early in his Michigan tenure, Harbaugh pulled Speight aside and told him not to eat chicken, a protein that is considered fairly safe by nutritionists,” Hayes wrote. “When Speight asked why, Harbaugh said, ‘because it’s a nervous bird.” “He thinks some type of sickness injected its way into the human population when people began eating white meats instead of beef and pork,” Speight, now at UCLA, told Bleacher Report. “And he believes it, 100 percent.”
UMM WHAT? Out of every thing that you could eat to cause something bad to happen, like artificial chips or cake, he’s gonna call out chicken. And not just like a normal vegan who is all for the earth and that, but he’s gonna go all Alex Jones on us and call it a “Nervous Bird” and that it’s injected sickness in the human population. Folks, put the frogs becoming gay to the side this is the bigger problem here, we have TROJAN CHICKENS KILLING PEOPLE OFF IN THE US.
After a quick trip over to Google (we are not a Pro-Bing Site) and discovered this fact from the CDC, or the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (a maybe credible site) stated this:
“According to the CDC, Salmonella causes about 380 deaths per year in the US. While many cases are caused by contaminated produce and not poultry, even if just 10% of those are chicken-related that beats all the other ways chickens kill people hands-down”
So, while Harbaugh may be onto something with these flightless birds trying to attack American from the inside and to take over and cause anarchy, it is safe to say that Jim Harbaugh is a Pro-Steak guy. Trump would very proud of this diet #MakeMichiganGreatAgain
